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Tymar Rules of Life

Fix the problem you can see, then deal with what's left.
There is no substitue for testing.
JFDI (Just Do It.)
If you can't fix it with gaffer tape, it wasn't broken.
You put shit in, you get shit out. "Advice" from AC/DC's monitor mixer, on being requested by the singer to increase the bottom end of the vocals in his foldback. AC/DC's singer has a notoriously high register. Eyewitness account.

The Tymar Universal Theory of Decisions

A decision is either easy or it doesn't matter.
(If it doesn't seem to be, you're probably trying to decide the wrong thing.)

Q: Can God make a stone so heavy that He/She can't lift it?
A: God can make such a stone, and then just lift it anyway. Paradox is a problem for human logic, not for divine omnipotence.

Q: What do women want?
A: Get to know one woman. If you pay attention it will be obvious what she wants, unless you are dense or she is peculiar. This can be repeated indefinitely, but only for one woman at at time. If you're trying to find what all women want, that's why you're confused.

Quotes from others

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." (Robert J Hanlon)
"Know thyself." (Written in the forecourt of the Temple of Apollo at Delphi, where the Delphi Oracle was.)
"Procrastinate like there's no tomorrow." (Bill Forster)
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson)


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